Walning

walking while crying and craving the emotional retreat of alcohol

Anthony was walning home after his latest break-up.

by JMAHR2 August 14, 2009

walning

Walking while crying and craving the emotional retreat of alcohol.

My girlfriend just dumped me, again. I'm walning home as we speak.

by mjdred11 August 14, 2009

Waning Mullet

a man’s hairstyle that is bald on the top but with long stringy hair hanging over the collar in the back (elderhostel up front, party in the back)

This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.

Bob: Did you see Jim Rickards on Fox Business talking about the demise of the US Dollar?
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.

by goose_on_a_roof December 31, 2020

Wiseguy Warning

It's when a mafioso, OG or gangsta puts a phonebook on someone's chest and fires a medium velocity handgun right against it. Thick phonebooks are known to stop .22, .45, and .38 bullets. It's common practice among goodfellas.

That guy got a Wiseguy Warning, he payed his dues not too long after. Rocco was ordered to give the guy a Wiseguy Warning.

by Ascot1111 January 19, 2023

Walking Dead Zone

A Walking Dead Zone is an area for people with mobile phones who are currently experiencing the inconvenience of not being able to transmit to a nearby mobile site, base station, or any other similar Wi-Fi points of access. In these areas, the mobile phone is said to be in a state of outage. Walking Dead Zones is usually where Wi-Fi service is not available because the signal between the handset and mobile site antennas is blocked or severely reduced, usually by hilly terrain, spooky graveyards, dense foliage, physical distance, or interference from the Talking Dead. This will cause most mobile phone users who have no means of transportation to keep “walking “ until they are finally within range of a verifiable signal. Some of these Talking Dead who are traversing the Walking Dead Zones, have been known to utter out incoherent ramblings, such as, “Out of range!” “Out of range!”

Kelly: “Where’d Derek go, Brandon?”
Brandon: “Him and a few of his friends are in a Walking Dead Zone, somewhere between here and the abandoned church.

Kelly: “Well, he better hurry up and get back here in time for The Walking Dead ‘else I’m gonna start watching The Jerry Springer Show, I’m a telling you what!”

by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 29, 2018

Waljing

Leaving in a rush, hurrying, throwing clothes on as you exit

I am waljing out the door right now. I'll be there in ten.

by Midnightbud September 26, 2015

mud walking

when the lean hits you and you fallin stayin unbalanced

drakeo be mud walking into Neiman Marcus

by celly.sal December 7, 2017