W.W.S.D.

Acronym for "What Would Superman Do"?

It's a lot easier than trying to figure out what Jesus would do, possibly more violent, and comes with a lot less guilt.

The ability to take the moral high ground, without having to bring religion into it, like a total douche.

A blanket excuse to rationalize violence.

You should make a bracelet that illustrates it, with
W W (Superman Logo) D ?

"So this little drunk guy, who I outweigh by 125 pounds, pulls a knife at starts swiping it all over the place. So I'm thinking, "what would Superman do?", y'know?"
"And?"
"I punched him in the throat, grabbed him by the ankles, and swung him into an oak tree, cracking about 5 ribs"
"Wow"
"Truth, justice, and the american way, my friend"

My landlord is a thief and a criminal, for the way he abuses my rights as a tenant. I ask myself "W.W.S.D.?", so borrow 4 jacks form the auto shop down the street, rig them together with some wood, and tip his trailer over, while he's in it."
"I dunno, that sounds more like "what would Macgyver do?""

by Crazy Savages February 9, 2010

W.W.S.L.J.D

what would Samuel L. Jackson do?

guy: look there's a man and his wife robbing a diner, W.W.S.L.J.D?

guy 2: he would kick ass and take names with john travolta

by Master Sheep August 5, 2008

W.W.S.D

What Would Sugar Do, in tough situations you just gotta think how would Sugar Tits deal with this??

Person 1: "I really don't know whether to wear this dress to the BDSM threesome with my boss is it too short?"
Person 2: "Dude no dress is too short just think W.W.S.D?"

by Sugar Cube #4 August 19, 2013

S.O.T.W.W.S

Acronym for Swear on the weed we smoke.

Timmy: “Bro did you really crash your car and flip 3 times?”

Johnny: “Yeah bro, S.O.T.W.W.S, that shit flipped and I could’ve died bro.”

by Yugnoi October 1, 2023

Y.B.I.A.C.A.Y.R.T.I.W.S.H.W.T.F.I.W.W.Y

Your boyfriend is a cunt and you really thing I will steal him what the f is wrong with you

Alicia:Y.B.I.A.C.A.Y.R.T.I.W.S.H.W.T.F.I.W.W.Y
Alexandra:Wow your so mean

by Jakeintina February 8, 2021

WW I Shit

A bowel movement that is so large and wide that it ends all future shits. Such a shit only occurs after 12-24 hours of eating large, greasy, and out-right disgusting meals such as as Taco Bell, Jack-in-the-Box, chili dogs, or other comparable foods that you are not experienced with. It is a shit that typically lasts 20 minutes to 1 hours, very painful, and causes body-wide convolutions. This shit is believed to be your last no matter what may be consumed in the future, having you believe that you have shit out all of your future shits before you have had them.

OMG, dude. After going for breaking the 16 record from that Crave Case from White Castle, I took a WW I shit. I had my phone next to me just in case I had to call 911. It took numerous flushes as well as 3 plungers to get it down. Next time I'll let Sheeky take my place in the competition while I order fries, a milkshake, and a medium Mountain Dew. He is a stronger man than I will ever dream of.

by brettuthius September 30, 2007

W.W.P.S

Weird White People Syndrome;
When a person of any color (predominantly white) has a racist mentality but still wants to be the POC's friend

Racist(predominantly white)Person says; "Oh but you're one of the good one's"
(Referring that other POC's are bad.)

POC Reply; That's W.W.P.S

by D.N.C October 7, 2022