A person who supplies, smokes, makes, sells, eats, mixes, blazes, and provides weed to minors, teenagers, and adults with no friends. He is the man with the blunt connections. He dabbles in cheeba, bomb ass dank, and ontario red. Alll in all, hes the king of grass,nuff' said.
Alex is the weed man, last night he pulled up in a red oldsmobile convertible and sold three-hundred pounds of marijuana to jena. and laura.
by -taters- July 31, 2006
keep smoking...im the weed man, im the weed man, im the weed man
keep chokin...im the weed man, im the weed man, im the weed man
keep chokin...im the weed man, im the weed man, im the weed man
by Alessandra October 25, 2005
when a poor man has to actually clean the resin out of the pipe and smoke it, because he doesn't have anymore weed.
by chynnavagina February 22, 2008
a very strong combination of Purple Haze/White Widow resulting in a blue/white combination that will knock out anyone because of the high levels of THC much like throws from the Colt's MVP QB's throws to a receiver.
by BlaineusKaplanus January 27, 2009
When a person is promoted to a Lead Man Position at work. Then decides to smoke weed at work. Becoming lazy and useless.
Becoming a Weed Man leads to smoking the Weedum, which leads to over Eatum, which leads to becoming Fatum, which turns you into a Ratum.
by Gold Standard 1 January 15, 2025