WAIF

Noun - A poor, skinny, homeless child typically in Dickensian London. Normally has unnecessary filth about his face and/or clothing. The butt of many cruel jokes involving his financial status.

Verb - the act of "waifing"

Adjective - A cruel insult, normally used for people smaller or less fortunate than yourself.

Adverb - "in the manor of a waif"

Noun - Look at that stupid waif. Lets kick him and rub dirt in his waif-face.

Verb - Look man. Gimme my burlap sack back before I waif you up.

Adjective - Look at that waif person. How very waif he is.

Adverb - He walked waifly down the street.

by WretchingGoatman May 13, 2005

WAIF

Where Am I Failing

- Hey, I'm getting "bad command or file name" typing "ls" on a server. WAIF?
- It's a Windows server, dumbass, use "dir"

by sunch June 15, 2018

waif

a very skinny person, especially woman

1) supermodel kate moss 2)check out that waif-like indie chick

by iamsuzo August 12, 2005

waif

A model, usually involved with haute-couture modeling who is skinnier than the average model.

Her visible ribs signifies that she is a waif.

by Ikare June 13, 2005

waif

A skinnyskinny person, usually lanky.

Runway models strive for a waif-like figure.

by Jean February 9, 2004

Waif

homeless, neglected, or abandoned person, especially a child.

Postal is a Waif.

by BlamePostal June 27, 2020

waif

A skinny woman that you can probably literally break in two.

"OMGZ did you see that model over there?! She's like a waif."
"OMGZ TOTALLY"

by LarLar September 17, 2008