WAFT

WAFT
What a Fucking Twat.

Person 1: Hi Mark, do you have the accounts?
Mark: I do yeah.
Person 1: ok... can i get them please.
Mark: No i am busy (hangs up phone)

Later talking to colegues:
Person 1: Mark is a Waft.

by Dom Bower March 30, 2011

WAFT

Abbreviation for what a fucking tease

Text 1 - "Did you see Monica in her new bikini at the party, bro?"

Text 2 - "Yeah, WAFT"

by 7UP December 30, 2013

Waft

A hovering of a smell (fart maybe) through the air.

How dare you waft your fart in my direction!

by ZIGZAG420 March 6, 2004

wafting

whereafter farting in the general vicinity of another person you procede to wave the stank from your anus towards their face.

no example needed

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

wafting

The olfactory phenomenon that occurs when a woman who neglects her personal hygiene chooses to use "natural" sea sponge tampons or nothing whatsoever to staunch her mentstrual flow.

Everyone noticed the smell of Jodi's rank menstrual ooze wafting throughout the room during the staff meeting.

by SmellPatrol July 21, 2010

Waft

A term originating from Huntsville Alabama meaning hit a nicotine device

Niggy can I waft your pop?
May I hit your wafter?
Oh cool thing you got there, can I take a waft?

by Babechill November 12, 2019

Waft

The rancid smell emitted from between a woman's legs that makes the other start to say, "WHAT THE F***." But instead lose their lunch halfway into it.

Matt pulled down Cindy's pants and the waft from her dusty old cakes jumped out and b****slapped him in the face.

by jonjon69 August 24, 2011