Vest

A sleeve-less piece of clothing worn by douche bags, or the bag that all the dicks are stored in

Oh man, today is going to suck... my boss is wearing his vest

by CORNEDBEEFANDTHESAVAGE May 30, 2018

Vest

Crochless underwear for the upper torso

Dam did you see Felicia letting it all hang out in those crochless panties pulled over her head calling it a vest

by Hahahahak January 10, 2020

vest

specifically a Bullet-Proof vest. Most typically a vest of kevlar worn by police officers. More recently made famous by Fifty wearing one all the time.

Playa's got some enemies so he's been sportin a vest.

by Luminox August 26, 2003

vest

1. a bulletproof vest

2. any of the various sleeveless top garnments(a term which varies by country)

Looks like he got arrested for his vest.

by Light Joker May 9, 2007

veSte

Any artist who jumps on a site, pwns all the non-artists, and gets tons of cred in the art world.

I was such a veSte on DeviantArt that all the mods got jealous and kicked me from teh site. LOLZ.

by ChristopherProngs July 5, 2010

vest

slang for condom

Doctor Dre: Grab a vest for your jimmy in the city of sex

by Ryan "Homie G" October 5, 2003

vest

an item that is worn too frequently by people attempting to pass as fashionable; hard to pull off

Today, Tia paired her scarf with her vest, blue dress and gold shoes, adding up to the most horrific outfit known to man.

by whattheheck August 16, 2008