Valentimes

The incorrect spelling of valentines

When I was little I got into a fight because I thought valentines was spelling like valentimes🤣

by Hehe evil potato June 30, 2021

Valentimes Day

The day either immediately before or after Valentines Day in which one lavishes a side boo with gifts and attention similar to what one would receive on Valentines Day if they were the main boo, wife or girlfriend.

I'm taking my girlfriend out on Valentines Day but for Valentimes Day, I'm taking Lisa to the movies.

by Old Flirty Bastard February 13, 2015

valentimes day

the day of love feb. 14th a romantic festival of romantic movies preferably chick flix and going to dinner or making dinner for that special someone where cupid is the god and every man and woman is treated like a king and queen and where the men will be bearing gifts of chocolates and flowers and lots of presents and stuff

"my valentimes day was very romantic."

by nyehnyeh February 6, 2013

Funny Valentine

Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States and the antagonist of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run. Known for his charisma of a true politician and his ideals to the point you can think of him as the true hero of the part. Uses the iconic stand named after the AC/DC hit song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (aka D4C or Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price if you would like the censored version). D4C has the ability of Dimensional Traveling when Funny is between two objects letting Funny use infinity versions of himself to finish his acts and as a last resort option when a version of him takes fatal damage. D4C offensive ability consists of taking two of the same people/objects from different dimensions, let them make contact and this results in disintegration of the people/objects. Funny Valentine/D4C also gain another ability at the end of the part known as Love Trains which creates a pocket dimension around Funny so Funny cannot take any type of damage and bad luck literally will go away from him to another person at will/random.

1.
X: Funny Valentine is the best villain

2.
X: "Would make America Great in the first place if it wasn't for a crippled man."
Y: "Yeah, he did nothing wrong man"

by Sospicion July 24, 2019

valentines day video

a video Phil made for Dan basically expressing his love as a gift for Valentines Day but they claim it was an April Fools joke. Also the phandom doesn't ever talk about it, it's aka "the video that shall not be named" or every now and then "the video" or "the thing" because many are scared to talk about it. It's to respect Phil and also Dans privacy, that's why we don't speak of it, or watch it. Besides, it's very hard to find it on the internet nowadays.

phangirl 1: "Wow! did you see the valentines Day video?!"
phangirl 2: "yeah! the video that shall not be named!"

by Phil trash #2 October 1, 2015

Cat Valentine

the hottest most beautiful girl that went to Hollywood Arts. Known for her red hair, amazing voice, dumb thoughts, and her acting. She now lives with Samantha Puckett babysitting kids.

Tori:hey Cat!
Cat Valentine:What's that suppose to mean

by Nicholas Cors December 3, 2013

valentine's day

The reason so many people are born in November.

I was born in November because my parents celebrated valentine's day.

by youdontsmellbad September 3, 2004