Updick

An uppity douche who thinks their efforts caused an increase in business. Colleagues, however, know otherwise, and can see through updicks quite easily.

"Sean's been bragging all morning about the uptick in his territory!"
"I know - what an updick. Tell that cock to shut the fuck up."

by Inside284 June 2, 2009

John Updick

The act of sliding the male genitalia up the rectum of one or more students attempting to write an essay about the american author John Updike

"Hey did you finish the essay?"

"Yeah, but I was getting a John Updick the entire time"

by NiggerFaggot1234 July 11, 2017

updike

A man who has retained an obsession with sex well into his dotage, with a creepy effect on others.

Don't look at my daughter that way you fucking old updike!

by Nicholas Van Orton December 9, 2008

Nut-Up Dick Pic

A not so typical picture of a dick taOR from approximately knee height (easier to take with longer arms or while squatting) angled in the upward direction in order to showcase both the nuts and dick. Be sure to have an erect dick or run the risk of appearing to simply have three nuts. Be sure to avoid anus, but if not possible, be sure to cover with emoji.

Women love surprise nut-updick pics! OR
Did you get his nut-up dick pic?! What a great angle!

by Hahaballs February 13, 2021

Updike

The act of leaving a social gathering without first notifying any of your friends.

Derived from the term "up and dip" which is another description of the aforementioned act.

"Where did James go?"
"James was hammered, he probably updiked and is now at home petting his cats and staring at his bikes."

by I'M CLINTON February 26, 2010

Undickifying

A process in which one individual becomes less of a douchebag that he/she is at the present time.

Oh! He's undickifying himself. Too bad I'll still think of him as a prick.

by Ien D. Nyal July 10, 2010

Uptick

Uptick was especially popularized during the Covid era and essentially means an increase in number of a particular statistic or measure. It is often accompanied or by a graph or visual representation of the reported increase. The media, in particular, seem to be fond of using this term.

During the second wave of the pandemic there was an uptick in the number Covid cases being reported.

by Jazzcat60 April 19, 2022