uneven

the name given to some one who has uneven boobs that are big.

"Helen's nickname is uneven"

by kristen December 9, 2004

uneven boobs

The struggle of having one breast larger than the other. Some people get it bad. Bras are like having one boob that is a turtle in a shell that's too big for it, and the other boob is a hermit crab that had outgrown his shell.

VS employee: we will take your measurements to get you the perfect bra.

person with uneven boobs: OH SURE RIGHT OK YA YOU DO THAT.

by emiliesfo June 17, 2016

lil uneven

a little hungover

me: im a lil uneven today cuz i drank last night

by niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa June 27, 2009

Uneven Table Top

When a female has one larger breast and one smaller breast, typically by a large margin.

Brooke has such an uneven table top.

by Payners November 6, 2016

uneven settings

an obnoxious thing that stephen says that makes no sense

the uneven settings make this complicated

by Dolly Partonnnnnnnnnnnnn March 21, 2008

Uneven

A term to describe the best people who will ever live in the history of earth and also the UNIVERSE. If you want to find them, they are often seen at MORAHAN or starting fires illegally, or drunk, occasionally seen harassing people for fags.

Person 1: woah look at them!
Person 2: that's uneven
Uneven: oh dear.

by whatyoulikeyou September 14, 2020

Uneven Ass

A condition when you sit in the back of a full car and the seats lift one cheek higher than the other creating discomfort.

Guys! I fucking have Uneven Ass can we switch seats?

by Professional3rdWheeler April 3, 2022