Torstad

Torstad is when a girl use a strap-on so she can touch the other mans dick with a penis and then makes a hole in the strap-on and Then puts his dick inside of it. Then he busts a big fat nut inside the strap-on. The guy then puts his whole head inside it and licks it clean.

You see this very often in public

ohh damn, you see the couple over there, they are really good at doing torstad.

Yo step-sis, do you want to torstad with big-bro.

Yo step-sis when i walked to the store yesterday i saw a girl torstad you, it looked REALLLY nice. I nearly went out of the car to do torstad with you!

by by by by by September 10, 2019

Nada Tostada

-There is nothing going on over here on my side of town.
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-Bro, what are you up to?
-Nada Tostada Homie!

by Sel-Block August 22, 2015

Torsades de Balls

a.k.a. Testicular Torsion: A painful twisting of the testicles that is usually caused by trauma but can also occur spontaneous. If left untreated can lead to partial or total death of the testicle or testicle(s). Term is used by Paramedics rooting from the medical term "Torsades de Pointes" which is unrelated to the testicles meaning: a twisting heart rhythm commonly called "Polymorphic Ventricular Tachycardia".

"man this kid is in pain after falling on a balance beam, now he's got Torsades de Balls"!

by donkeypunchmedic September 22, 2011

Pan tostado

Pan tostado is an expression that someone use when they want to make reference to the soldiers that work for free in the southern lands of the Caucasian Afghanistan. The expression can also be a reference to a journalist that is lost in the war.

Xavier is a Pan Tostado, we have to send our regards to his family.

by handledeeznuts333 April 19, 2022

Tostado

A person in a state of permanent intellectual delirium, induced by repeatedly overdosing on ethanol and/or other mind-altering substances. First observed in the bars of Kampala, though location can be subject to variation. Not to be confused with a village idiot, as the latter generally displays a higher degree of self-awareness.

This guy seems to have fallen into a drunken stupor.

No bro, he’s just a tostado.

by lugambo August 25, 2022

Hijo de la tostada

Directly translates as, “son of the tostada”. Usually is said in replacement to son of a bitch.

Agripina: Pancracio, our son escaped again to go snort marijuana with the chusma next door.

Pancracio: Otra vez?!? I’m gonna beat ese hijo de la tostada if he doesn’t come home right now!!

by palabras sabias February 28, 2018

Tortada

When a guy is going down on a girl, and during the throws of passion he becomes inverted and his nose ends up in her butthole.

Man, I was eating my girlfriend out, and my nose ended up in her crack. That tortada was no bueno.

by the royal tortada April 26, 2010