Topshopping

The act of pulling out someones tie so it is on the outside of that persons jumper/coat.

1) Reach out to a person you are speaking to or around
2) Pull out their tie without them being able to stop you
3) Say "Top Shop"
4) Laugh at their slight annoyance as they put their tie back in

<Matt> Topshop
*pulls out Jake's tie with amazing speed*
<Jake> You Dick
*Puts tie back in*
<Matt> Topshop>
*Pulls out tie again*
<Jake> Dick!!!! Stop topshopping me

by Pystey1 November 19, 2009

Thotshopping

The act of trolling social media for cam girls, Instagram models, Tumblr models to report to the IRS for financial gain.

Thotshopping, Tyrone needed a new hustle so he went Thotshopping on Instagram. He reported ten of them hoes .

by OneBadLarry November 29, 2018

thotshopping

when your man and you on a break, or a man is on the sex prowl for something temporary..thotshopping

He wasnt looking to wife her he was looking to wine , dine and bang her, he was thotshopping.

by nikkigloom August 13, 2018

tophopping

Jumping from roof to roof.

"Heard that you went tophopping lastnight."

by badussy38462 March 25, 2022

zopshopping

It’s like drunk shopping, when you wake up the next say with no recollection of online shopping until all the confirmation emails and dispatch notifications arrive…except you didn’t drink, you just took a Zopiclone sleeping tablet.

“Oh, looks like I went zopshopping last night.”

“You’ll never guess what I zopshopped this time”

by Leadwards December 19, 2023

zopshopping

It's like drunk shopping, when you wake up the next say with no recollection of online shopping until all the confirmation emails and dispatch notifications arrive…except you didn't drink, you just took a Zopiclone sleeping tablet.

"Oh, looks like / went zopshopping last night."

"You'll never guess what I zopshopped this time"

by Leadwards December 19, 2023

Zopshopping

Zopshopping - a form of online shopping, similar to drunk shopping. However, Instead of alcohol, zopiclone sleeping tablets are taken. This results in loss of impulse control while browsing and sometimes short term memory loss over the purchase of the shopping. This is, until the dispatch email arrives in your inbox the next day…. And you realise it’s happened again..

“I Zopshopped 96 lunchables last night. Not sure how I’m actually going to manage”.

“Apparently I went zopshopping again, I’m having an Apple Pencil delivered tomorrow, I dont have an iPad”.

by Leadwards December 21, 2023