Tootle

To insert your penis into another being's anus and then to literally spin them around in circles forming a human windmill.

1: Dude you wanna Tootle?!
2: Yeah sure, but no lubricant, I enjoy the blood.
1: Sweet, how fast do you want me to spin you?
2: Meatspin x 92
1: Nice!

by Shmodge_ December 9, 2008

Tootle

To be had by a person of mischief, tricked, deceived in a way that is almost comical, to experience another man's shananagaens, to fall in to the antics of a mischeivious man.

Man, when I realized he had hacked into my computer and tootled everything up, I knew it was done by a tootle. Thats when I decided to buy anti-tootle software. The Tootling has almost been untootled, but I still smell the stench of tootleism.

by MarcusP22 November 12, 2006

Tootle

the elimination of a small amount of urine after one passes gas.

Stop tootleing, you are getting the couch all wet.

Jill tootled and had to change her pant suit.

by doctorhandsome September 8, 2011

Tootle

Someone who is worse than a tool

Rob is s tootle!

by The poop god June 8, 2015

tootles

variation of goodbye, cya, later, etc.

Betsy: Bye Fran, I'm off to the pool.
Fran: Tootles

by Margareet April 23, 2006

tootlings

Italian dialect/slang for tortellini. Tortellini are a pasta dish, with flat, round sheets of pasta folded around a cheese or meat and cheese filling. They are traditionally served in broth, but can also be served in sauce.

My Nonna makes better tootlings than your Nonna, you don't like my Nonna's tootlings, FANGOOL!

by Reesh7 January 25, 2019

tootles

god tier sloppy from an authority figure especially a teacher

person 1: yo you fuckin with that new teacher?
person 2: hell yeah she gave me tootles in the teacher’s lounge.
person 1: damn

by THE content cop November 6, 2019