Tongue punch

The viscious act of craming one's tongue into a body orfice

Dude, I tongue punched that old lady's smelly dirt ring!!

by comet1 July 16, 2010

tongue punch

to forcefully thrust your tongue into one of many holes

im going to tongue punch your fartbox

by tonguepucnhyou August 29, 2010

tongue punch

Sharp quick tounge thrust to ass hole.

Pay the bill and let’s get outta here so I can get you home and tongue punch the shit out of you.

by Scratch7 December 28, 2017

tongue punch

A hard, forceful attack from a tongue to a woman's special area which allows for maximum pleasure and minimal neck strain.

My woman came over last night, I made her dinner and a quick tongue punch before we went to sleep.

by Flizoyd May 11, 2006

tongue punch

The act of sticking your tounge in someones oriffice.

I am going to tongue punch your dirt hole(ass!)!

by matumus February 2, 2010

tongue-punch

to eat out; lick

Right now, I think my girlfriend should tongue-punch my dirt star.

by kalaftw December 22, 2008

tongue punch a mudstar

to tongue punch a mudstar is to take your tongue and touch it to the anus in a jabbing motion

(verb) Im going to tongue punch a mudstar when my girlfriend comes over

by DOZ13R February 28, 2009