The most amazing family name in earth. They are caring, intelligent, and social. If you find a Tolbert snatch them up and keep them forever, you won't regret it!
Bennett : Yo I saw that saw that Tolbert girl today, and she was a cutieeeee
Jason: Didn't you hear... we're together , so back off
Jason: Didn't you hear... we're together , so back off
by Babydinosaur13 March 25, 2018
Phillip: Man, Mike Tolbert just ran 1 yard for a TD after Ryan Matthews ran for 99 yards.
Rivers: What a Mike Tolbert!
Rivers: What a Mike Tolbert!
by Tdugg November 06, 2011
That English teacher which seems nice at the beginning of the year, but only gets progressively worse as the year continues
Student 1: I got Jonathan Tolbert as my English I teacher, I can’t wait to get in class
Student 2: You don’t know what you are saying yet
Student 2: You don’t know what you are saying yet
by TheDirp February 18, 2022
I love John Tolbert
by JohnArkansasFan December 17, 2020
To be verbally offered a job but never receive any official offer in writing.
To accept something through a gentleman's handshake only to be double crossed and stabbed in the back.
To accept something through a gentleman's handshake only to be double crossed and stabbed in the back.
Q: Hey, did you get the job?
A: I don't know. They said I was their number one choice but I think I'm getting tolberted.
A: Why are you tolberting me man? I thought we had a deal?
A: I don't know. They said I was their number one choice but I think I'm getting tolberted.
A: Why are you tolberting me man? I thought we had a deal?
by SlyDiablo April 09, 2023
Kaden tolbert is a funny trombone player that’s best friends with another funny trombone player named anjy. he can’t read bass clef but its okay his personality makes up for it
Person#1: Wow kaden tolbert is so funny
Person#2: He can’t read bass clef though
person#1: its okay he’s funny
Person#2: He can’t read bass clef though
person#1: its okay he’s funny
by Aj Reed February 11, 2022
Girl: Report kylie tolbert !!1!111! CRUELTY!!11!111!!1
Another girl: Yo I can't she gave me depression and now I think how many tries it must of taken her to break the dog's back...
Another girl: Yo I can't she gave me depression and now I think how many tries it must of taken her to break the dog's back...
by livlou April 04, 2018