Toileteer

A person who has an intimate relationship with their toilet. The Lutfiye breed of toileteers often cannot think of anything but their toilets. Toileteers spend long hours sitting on their toilet, while eating peaches, sending text messages, or browsing through some otherwise useless reading materials. A true toileteer often dreams of running through green pastures with their toilet by their side.
See also: toilet texting, toilet noob, toilet gamer, toilet emo, lutfiye toilet epiphany

My dingus nemesis is a real toileteer!

by America's Angel November 14, 2010

Toilet

A place to sit and think. Also a good place to take a plop.

I'm going to go to the toilet and figure this out.

by Frogbutt November 30, 2004

Toilet

A place where history is made
#toiletislife
#notsponcered

King of rock died in a toilet.

by An asshole named james June 1, 2017

Toilet

(Verb) to ride a baby gorilla while doing tik tok dances, eating mac & cheese, and fighting space aliens.

Person: Bro I cant wait to Toilet today!

by Danny DeVito's Eyelash November 6, 2022

Toilet

It eats your poop.

I took a crap on the toilet and the toilet ate it

by whereisyourboy4 November 4, 2009

Toilet

A Holy shrine that will take whatever you throw at it. A golden seat of relief.

Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I thought we were going to hang out?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I was on the toilet , giving it my dinner from last night, I think I partied too hard.

Guy 1: I hear ya, I think my shrine is calling.

by Jo-Bro December 9, 2010

toilet

n. 1. The system of depositing one's feces invented by Mr. Crapper himself when one day his wife got sick of him taking dumps in the kitchen sink.

synonyms-latrine, crapper, lavatory, john, the can, the pot, stool, throne, potty, commode

Seymour likes to drink out of the toilet.

by Seymour Butz March 27, 2003