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Tiger Wood 

What Tiger Woods fans get every time they talk about him or see him on television.
You watching TW's press conference?

Yeah, I'm sporting some Tiger wood right now.
Tiger Wood by dysangel February 23, 2010

Tiger Wood 

When a guy is fucking a girl and pulls out before he cums, backs up and shoots his load at the hole while screaming “Fore!!!”
You: Last night I was fucking Ashley and pulled a Tiger Wood on her
Friend: No way, did you sink the shot?
You: Nah, it went wide left and hit her pillow
Tiger Wood by PrescribedBurn October 9, 2019

Tiger Wood 

A colloquial term used to describe a woman with whom you may not choose to fornicate with, but Tiger Woods may. Not to be confused with the much coveted synonym Tiger Wood.
Guy 1: "Dude I would totally smash on that chick over there!"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, I wouldn't but Tiger Wood."
Tiger Wood by degausser05 December 30, 2009

Tiger Wood 

When you give a foregasm like the great golfer you are
"Dude i totally tiger wooded that golfing son of a bitch"
Tiger Wood by B-r0v August 28, 2006

Tiger's Wood

A long golf club with a large head that Tiger's caddie Stevie usually pulls out for him on the tee off par 4's or par 5's.

Or another name for Tiger's erect penis, which has gotten him in trouble by penetrating scores of vaginas other than his wife's.
"Have you seen Tiger's Wood?" "Um, no comment"
Tiger's Wood by Mr. Frizzle December 14, 2009

Tiger Morning Wood

Waking up with morning wood, from dreaming about Tiger Woods multiple affairs with nasty bitches. (no homo)
"Yo' homie I ain't gay or nothin but all this media hype around Tiger fuckin all these nasty skanks has me waking up with Tiger Morning Wood."
Tiger Morning Wood by barneygrumble December 16, 2009