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Thwocking

The sound of a penis slapping against the inside thighs as you twist hips quickly side to side in a rotating motion.
I won the thwocking contest by making the loudest sound! My penis is such a champ!
by rat fastard May 10, 2006
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Thwocking

The act of having sexual intercourse. Comes from thwock, meaning erection. Noun
Marco and I had a nice thwocking last night.
by Jopeck January 10, 2004
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thonking

A very smart person. We think. The smart person thonks.
person 1: *says something smart*
person 2: dam, he's thonking while i was thinking.
by Sezziex July 10, 2017
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thonking

An urban slang word which means a distorted, zoomed in or modified version of the "thinking" emoji. Often said or used in a moment which requires deep thought, or just as banter and on random occasions. Normally when said verbally your index and thumb make a shape that resembles a Nike logo and you hold that sign under your chin, as in the original "thinking" emoji.
Person A: taking a shower is just your house pissing on you
Person B: *thonking* woah you right bro
by fluffiestshiba November 11, 2019
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dick thwacking contest

any exchange in which opposing parties will carry out brazen competitive acts purely based on the idea that self-fulfillment will be derived from the intensity of the sound produced when they allow the underside of their dick to drop onto a cold, granite countertop (i.e. a thwack). The louder the thwack, the more intrinsically valuable that person is to the world.
Kline keeps donating money to organizations to have buildings named after himself, and Specter reacts by donating more himself, to place his name on more buildings. It's a giant-ass dick thwacking contest.

The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.
by big_dick_ben December 3, 2018
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trocking

To verbaly upset others during an on-line forum discussion.
by Fred Bloggs September 17, 2004
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twockin

Philly slang used to describe an event that was extremely entertaining , fun, or exciting
Damn bro! That party was twockin!
by /.!? March 28, 2015
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