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The shitters

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Another word for bathroom when the person saying it is needing to go to the toilet to take a shit
Fuck man, I have to take another trip to the shitters
by imalwayspooping February 2, 2022
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the shitters

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slang for 'police'. often used during high speed car chases or when playing grand theft auto.

see police, cops
"oh shit, its the shitters!"

"running over that pedestrian has attracted the attention of the shitters"

"we'd better split before the shitters get here"
by count December 5, 2003
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burning the shitters

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a term used by many grunts during combat who have to burn shit out of a diesal can using gasoline. vi.

The most awful stench know to man. adv.
That marine went to sleep on guard duty, now he he's burning the shitters.
by dan September 3, 2004
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The Couch Shitters

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People who sit on the fucking couch and were too fucking lazy to stand up get to the bathroom to unload their fucking crap
John: Hey Carl, Imma take a shit on the couch

Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too

Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?
by Thy Custodian April 7, 2024
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the shitter

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Just give me a sec, I need to use the shitter!
by Che Aleko June 19, 2006
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To repeatedly bang someone in their shitter whilst saying "pow right in the shitter, pow right in the shitter" just like pow right in the kisser when Peter Griffin impersonates Jackie Gleason.
During ferocious anal sex I like to shout "pow right in the shitter" so the neighbours know what we're upto.
by AnonymousTrevor March 8, 2019
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Survival of the Shittest

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A process that's the exact opposite of natural selection, in which the worst individuals seem to become successful and actually good individuals don't.
The music industry completely relies on survival of the shittest and actual good artists don't make it anymore.
by Zipdox June 20, 2018
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