the puppet

Fisting someone in the ass while they sit on your lap. You may opt to perform a joke routine during this time.

John spent the evening working on the punchline to a great bedroom joke routine, much to Stacey's dismay. Her ass was stretched more than her vagina from getting "the puppet" one to many times this week.

by Mike Seaver's friend Boner Bradley June 23, 2008

The Puppet

When you stick your hand up and asshole or vagina and go shoulder deep.

That slut made me give her The Puppet, my hand was so far inside her.

by Agro294 April 10, 2015

The Puppet

A sexual act in which one partner tries to stick their whole arm in the other partners rectum.

Oh god baby I love it when you do the puppet to me!

by TheGayVirgin October 30, 2020

The Puppet Show

You take a small girl, around 100 pounds and shove your hand in her ass and pick her up. You fuck her standing up while jacking yourself off through her asshole and pussy.

I introduced that little bitch to the puppet show last night!

by The Puppet Master January 5, 2018

the puppet master

Fingering a passed out drunk girl in the ass to wake her up.

Bryan was in the taxi with this girl and she passed out. He gave her the puppet master to bring her to life.

by MisterGeppetto July 14, 2015

The Puppet Mastor

The act of shoving ones fist in the asshole of a midget so far u can work the little fuckers mouth like a puppet.

the puppet mastor destroyed my rectum

by canttouchthis909 June 1, 2016

Shaking Hands With The Puppet Master

This is a phrase that a gentleman may use to indicate that he is about to masturbate (referring, of course, to the penis as being a metaphor for a puppeteer's hand, with the female being the puppet).

Now with your kind permission, madam, I would like to retreat into the back room and engage in shaking hands with the puppet master. I shan't be long.

Jenkins was feeling very horny yesterday, as he hadn't participated in shaking hands with the puppet master since the weekend.

by Karfungulator October 23, 2007