Fisting someone in the ass while they sit on your lap. You may opt to perform a joke routine during this time.
John spent the evening working on the punchline to a great bedroom joke routine, much to Stacey's dismay. Her ass was stretched more than her vagina from getting "the puppet" one to many times this week.
by Mike Seaver's friend Boner Bradley June 23, 2008
Get the the puppet mug.by Agro294 April 10, 2015
Get the The Puppet mug.by TheGayVirgin October 30, 2020
Get the The Puppet mug.You take a small girl, around 100 pounds and shove your hand in her ass and pick her up. You fuck her standing up while jacking yourself off through her asshole and pussy.
by The Puppet Master January 5, 2018
Get the The Puppet Show mug.Bryan was in the taxi with this girl and she passed out. He gave her the puppet master to bring her to life.
by MisterGeppetto July 14, 2015
Get the the puppet master mug.The act of shoving ones fist in the asshole of a midget so far u can work the little fuckers mouth like a puppet.
by canttouchthis909 June 1, 2016
Get the The Puppet Mastor mug.This is a phrase that a gentleman may use to indicate that he is about to masturbate (referring, of course, to the penis as being a metaphor for a puppeteer's hand, with the female being the puppet).
Now with your kind permission, madam, I would like to retreat into the back room and engage in shaking hands with the puppet master. I shan't be long.
Jenkins was feeling very horny yesterday, as he hadn't participated in shaking hands with the puppet master since the weekend.
Jenkins was feeling very horny yesterday, as he hadn't participated in shaking hands with the puppet master since the weekend.
by Karfungulator October 23, 2007
Get the Shaking Hands With The Puppet Master mug.