The pounder

Yet another, slightly milder version of internet trickery (See: Meatspin, tubgirl, goatse and lemonparty) where a repeated clip is shown of a man lightly tapping his penis with a hammer.

Awww fuck. the pounder.com!

by Some bro September 4, 2006

the pounder

A website featuring a looping image of a man repeateadly hitting his penis with a hammer, to a clip of the song "U Can't touch this" by MC hammer.
There is also a title of the page, reading "Welcome to the pounder".
The pounder is a shock site, designed to shock unsuspecting internet browsers thinking that the site is about something other than hitting your penis with a hammer.

the pounder AIM
- hey, check this out its funny www.thepounder.com
- oh my god! what the hell is that! oh my god! no that is so wrong i hate you i am scarred for life now that is wrong in so many ways
-lol, unlucky.

by +=howard=+ August 30, 2008

The pounder

The pounder is our god and he will protect us from all that is evil. Everybody loves him and should at all costs protect him. You should also pray to him every day or else he will pound you hard. There is no chance to escape to just accept your faith and try not to be pounded.

Hey pounder you're fat
The Pounder: Banka Banka *you die* Banka Banka Banka *your body is gone*

by Wallahyaaaaao August 28, 2019

The Passini Pounder

Fucking some one on the carpet so hard they get a rug burn. Usually the girl should be on her back because there is more skin rubbing against the carpet but can be any position where rugburn can occur.

Last night i gave _____ the Passini Pounder and now it looks like she laid out in the sun for to long and got burnt.

by Macdaddyduff May 6, 2011

The Brown Pounder

A modern classic shot-style cocktail libation, created by the industry legend DBP of Hoxton Square. This drink comprises of equal parts bourbon and coffee liqueur and is finished by dropping the brownest pound coin in one's possession into the glass. The shot, as well as the coin are then ingested and a chant of DBP follows thereafter.

Got shitbagged on the Brown Pounders last night!

by The Brown Streaker July 13, 2016

The quarter pounder with cheese

After arousing your girlfriends sexual interests, you forcibly shove half of your clenched fist up her ass (hence the "quarter", since a "full" would be both fists), whilst simultaneously ejaculating into her anus.

The quarter pounder with cheese:

Bob: Once I got Harriet in the mood, I gave her the ol' "quarter pounder with cheese" to liven things up a little!

Doug: Sick!

by Illuminati Man March 22, 2010

B-RAD the granny pounder

Its more complex than you might think. Hes natural and skilled at it. Born with it. He pounds, nests, humps the honey and last but not least, he hides the salami. You can think of him as to "pork your lover". Ladies keep your grannys away for b-RADS!!! they float like a butterfly and sting like a bee!!

B-RAD the granny pounder are extremely horny and sexual. They get sexually aroused around grannys

by GRANNY MUFFER December 4, 2023