The Hamster

When a man lies over the sunroof of a car, thus exposing their penis to be sipped from as if it were a hamster getting a drink of water.

“I took her to the Cheesecake Factory and she was so excited she wanted to give me the hamster right there in the parking lot.

by Rocky Mudds February 20, 2024

The Hamster

A sex act which involves a man laying face down on the roof of a vehicle that has a sun roof. He will then insert his penis through the sun roof while his female partner proceeds to suck on his from underneath hence resembling a hamster drinking from their water bottle.

This is the 3rd date now with this new chick I've been smashing. Hopefully tonight after dinner I can get her to give me The Hamster.

by Juggernaut247 May 8, 2025

The hamster dance

The hamster dance is the sexual move where you shove a hamster up your ass in order for it to tickle your insides causing you to move around and dance

Hey do you wanna meet up tonight? Maybe we can do the hamster dance

by The human bruh moment February 27, 2020

The Hamster and the Bird

Work by Jacob Potter, written in the form of an epic poem, allegorising the tale of his friends Elise and Evie. Though not very widely read, it's commentary on childhood, romance, and the American obsession with violence are thought by the text's cult following to make the poem one of the greatest of all time.

Scholar 1: Have you read 'The Hamster and the Bird?'
Scholar 2: Yeah man, that poem's the shit, I think I'm gonna do my dissertation on it.

by Homer001 June 3, 2022

burning the hamster

Verb. Laying one's dick on the radiator for sexual pleasure.

Kevin burnt his hamster on the radiator, making the entire room smell like burnt hamster.

by Nick Johnston February 6, 2005

Doping The Hamster

To intoxicate ones self by inserting drugs up the anus.

"Man, I spent all night doping the hamster with that ecstacy you got me, dude."

by Nick Fearns December 9, 2003

On the Hamster Wheel

A COVID-19 shelter-in-place personal discovery, as consequence of simply having time to reflect on what really matters in life.

After 4 weeks of social distancing, I've come to the conclusion that I FUCKIN HATE MY JOB and ain't NO WAY I'm gettin' BACK On the Hamster Wheel...

by YAWA April 17, 2020