The Yogurt

When someone has a secret and you find out you say "you bought 'The Yogurt' "

Boy1: just don't tell anyone my secret okay?
Boy2: okay
Boy3: hey Boy1 I have "the yogurt"

by the silent one speaks December 13, 2014

yogurt

a very healthy thing. tastes good with the crunchy stuff! everyone should eat yogurt

ahh I don't have anything good to eat that's not fattening...
-eat yogurt!

by lalala January 7, 2005

The yogurt

Fucking CUM

Bitch the yogurt

by Big fat ASS July 5, 2018

yogurting

Eating yogurt

I can't talk right now, I'm yogurting.

by REDEX_2K3 April 15, 2020

yogurt

Space Balls character made to mock Yoda of Star Wars

Yogurt: "You must use the scwartz"

by NRB May 7, 2004

Yogurt

A semi-solid sourish food prepared from milk fermented by added bacteria, often sweetened and flavoured.

I opened the fridge and saw the yougurt cup. I proceeded to open the lid, inserting my rock-hard cock into the sloppy yogurt. I then repeatedly fucked the yogurt and was satisfied by the moist slopping sound and the rippling through the yogurt. I then finished in the yogurt cup and proceeded to place the lid back on and put it back in the fridge.

by PedoBear3000 August 8, 2019

Yogurt

Soft ass nigga/individual

Get out your feelings; always acting like a yogurt

by Westmade92 July 28, 2017