The COVID-19

The typical amount of weight you gain while in quarantine.

“I definitely gained the COVID-19 while in quarantine these past three months”

by The Helden Schoon April 14, 2020

COVID-19

killed so many people but hasn't been arrested yet wtf

I will infect you with the COVID-19

by duplik8 March 8, 2020

covid-19

the virus that ruined 2020...

fuck covid-19.
covid-19 sucks.

by potanginaimsobored March 27, 2020

The Covid 19

The 19 pounds you gain while in quarantine eating nothing but delivery.

I'll end up gaining the Covid 19 in no time if I keep supporting all these local restaurants!

by artfulmessterpiece March 18, 2020

COVID-19

The biggest cockblock in history

Man, i really got cockblocked by COVID-19

by Fluorescent Adolescent May 12, 2020

COVID-19

a dumb virus that allows white moms to buy all the god damn toilet paper and cannned goods

fuck you karen fuck you

WHITE MOMS: ohhhhhhhhh i need to get over 300 rolls of tp bc of COVID-19

by mydogpissedonme March 19, 2020

COVID-19

A disease caused by a highly infectious virus known as SARS-COV-2. Can easily cause pneumonia.
Symptoms include fever, cough, shortness of breath, and a strong compulsion to travel abroad.

COVID-19 is also known to be able to effectively decrease carbon emissions worldwide.

George: "My grandma died from the COVID-19 virus today."
James: "Actually, COVID-19 is the disease, not the virus."
George: "Shut the fuck up James."

by SARS-COV-1 March 20, 2020