The 900

The greatest skate trick Ever!
While holding an indy, spin around with your skateboard 2 and a half times.
Easy!

GirlSkater-Hey, your the guy who did The 900!
Tony Hawk-Yup!Thats me.

by GirlSkater January 18, 2004

the 900 to suck my cock

a new trick tony hawk does in his latest gayporno skate video.

"I dont want to watch any more god-damn skate videos! I wouldn't watch it even if he did a 900 to suck my cock!"

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 15, 2003

the Saab 900 Turbo

When one man puts his foot in another man's mouth (preferably a homie) while their balls are touching. The easiest way to achieve this in practice is during the deepest stage of anal thrust, and regular stretching

Tony gave me the Saab 900 Turbo for my birthday, and by am I sore!

by somefuckinguyferchristsake July 22, 2020

The Squeezington 9000

“The Squeezington 9000” is a word used for tetrahydracanibol and vitamin e dank frank dab cartridgez that only dank memers use

The Squeezington 9000 is hitting hella freaking hard dude

by RealRalphHendry March 16, 2023

The Andy Special 9000

When you're in a friend group that is mostly girls and they say you're one of the girls, use the Andy Special 9000. You turn it around by saying you see them as one of the boys, and flood them with content similar to the humor of a 5th grade boy. Works everytime.

Trixie and Tiffany said you're one of the girls? Implement the Andy Special 9000.

by BudussyFishOilTheThird February 24, 2022

The Tongue Twister 9000

When a man(or women) gives a girl some bomb ass, sloppy head.

Me and my girl went out to eat last night. When we got home, I gave her the tongue twister 9000😏

by AstralLite January 10, 2023

helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch

The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.

last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.

by pu$$y $layer69 February 19, 2022