texas two step

After taking a dump and buttoning your pants, a Texas Two Step is when you have to walk back to the toilet after two steps and poop again.

I ate a burrito last night and just had to do a Texas Two Step.

by SCL9994 November 2, 2007

texas two step

When you take a mis-step while being drunk.

When you nearly fall down drunk while executing the texas two step

by creep_nwwf2 October 7, 2008

Texas two step

When two people are approaching in opposite directions, intending to pass each other. When close, both people choose the same side to pass each other on and are forced to stop. A second step to the other side follows, and upon realizing each of their fatal flaw they exchange an embarrassing look and proceed on their way.

Dude, every time I’m trying to walk past someone we end up Texas Two Stepping

by Two Step Tutorials October 20, 2018

Texas Two Step

When your girl tells you that she loves you and that she has always been faithful, while at the same time she is totally getting dominated by your best friends behind your back.

Paully: Man she would never cheat on me!

Danny: Dude she is totally pulling a texas two step on your ass!

by Tmoney35 December 22, 2009

Texas two step

When you put peanut butter on your asshole, taint, and balls and have her dog lick it off vigorously while you are balls deep in her honey pot

Goddamn; lisa and her dog baxter gave me the best texas two step I ever had

by Hammyboi69 November 15, 2019

Texas Two Step

When your friend gets together with someone you've been talking to with the sole intent to make you mad and/or jealous.

A: That bitch just Texas two stepped me with Brad.
B: He likes you better, just do-si-do her ass.

by DoSiDo Queen July 26, 2011

texas two step

when two country boys get into a fight.

earl: "hey joe, willy and jesse just did the texas two step"
joe: "I know, willy kicked jesse's ass".

by diggymac July 18, 2018