Telepotty

Syncing of poop cycles with your bros.

Research suggests that women synced menses when close to another female and men synced poop cycle with another bro.

"I know Jake since many years, infact we're soo close that we have telepotty."

by DrD00M September 28, 2019

Teleporting BDSM Chad

A high value and incredibly attractive male who is typically a serial killer, into rough sex and BDSM and somehow able to teleport when the authorities show up to arrest him.

Why the fuck did they make Ted Bundy a teleporting BDSM Chad in American Boogeyman?

by Feridon Hamidi October 18, 2021

Teleport Bread

Soldier from the computer game Team Fortress 2, said the phrase in Expiration Date made by Valve. "I have done nothing but |teleport bread| for 3 days".

For example, it's used in memes for example: "I teleported breaad!!", "I teleported bread", "Teleport Bread", etc.

by Fishyyz January 8, 2021

White Telepathy

The uncanny ability among white people to know exactly what the other is thinking even if they have never met. Usually is very strong among people with blue eyes

White girl is having a birthday party and her cousin and new boyfriend, who just happens to be white with blue eyes, go to pick out balloons. the white boyfriend immediately sees a cube shaped balloon and buys it. they go to the party and the white guy gives the girl the balloon and she tells him that she was going to get one after she saw one in the store. White girl: how did you know I wanted this? White Guy: White telepathy.

by Mr.Manson September 24, 2013

Squad Telepathy

1.When you and a friend(s) think of the same thing or

2. When you speak about something and it ends up happening

1. Friends both see a picture of Channing Tatum ... immediately thinks of 21 jump street and says "You have the right to be an Attorney"

2. Michael: Hey did you see that episode on The Office where Stanley stutters
Todd: No I Haven't seen it yet
Michael Texts Todd
Todd: Dude right when you texted me I was watching The Office and Stanley stuttered

Michael: Whoa Squad Telepathy

by Michael Todd 2.0 June 16, 2016

feline telepathy

The ability of the cat to control the human mind. The human will do everything to serve the cat's every whim. The cat sticks around because of it's getting good service.

"No wonder the ancients worshipped the cat. Feline telepathy seems to control us. We're feline whipped."

by yes juanito yes October 15, 2014

iPod telepathy

When, while you're listening to a large playlist of music in shuffle mode, your iPod somehow goes to the exact song you were thinking of. Totally mind-blowing when it happens.

"Dude, I was just thinking of Time by Pink Floyd and my iPod went to it! Sickkkkk!"

"You got a case of iPod telepathy there dude."

"Whoaaaa."

by permastoned September 19, 2009