Tangulation

The consequences usually associated with the sex act involving a man being masturbated by long hair that is wrapped around the penis and pulled suddenly like a rip cord, resulting in much pain by most/all parties, and often confusion as to how it occurred.

Last night my girlfriend was wanking me off with her hair.
She jerked so feverishly I had a bad case of tangulation.

by We are Budju May 18, 2021

urine triangulation

the night time practice of locating the acceptable piss receptacle by listening to the sounds of urine hitting unacceptable objects like carpet, toilet paper rolls, or cats.

Haans easily got 15-20% of his piss in the toilet by using simple urine triangulation.

by scottoff August 20, 2007

mangulation

A hybrid of mangle and strangulation, a mashup of words

Macintrash, Windoze, Linsux: These are mangulations of Macintosh, Windows and Linux.

by ceeyewenty January 3, 2009

Triangulation Tribe

When women you've messed around with while you had a girlfriend find out about each other, compare notes, and become friends.

He used the excuse that it wasn't "technically" cheating because they only went to "third base," but when the girls compared notes, they realized they'd all fallen for his BS and formed a triangulation tribe.

by HealthyMomNextDoor May 23, 2017

wangulation

Death by asphyxiation whilst taking matters into your own hand.

Did you hear that illbert was found dead in the same manner as Michael Hutchence?

What?!

Yeah, you know he liked a strangle wank, right?

Omg! We were warned about wangulation in our self help group!

by DerpDiggler June 1, 2018

Hangulation

The angle of approach and hang time you have while attempting any sort of jump.

You need the correct hangulation to take off and stick that landing.

by Smerrk November 1, 2016

Musical Triangulation

The process of describing an artist to a non-listener by comparing the artist to three or more other artists. Usually done with three artists, two of which are similar to each other and the third of which is significantly different, and in the style of: "They are like (similar band #1) mixed with (similar band #2) with elements of (totally different band)"

Speaker 1: You haven't heard Sage Francis? He's like Swollen Members mixed with Sweatshop Union, with elements of Paul Simon.

Speaker 2: Dude, that's an awesome musical triangulation.

by Keramac October 8, 2009