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A condition which exhibits the following:
Extreme paranoia, irrational behavior that alienates others. Very anti-social and just plain weird.
Jan sure is psycho and paranoid. Any little thing can set her off. She yelled at her neighbors the other day for climbing their fence. She's been diagnosed with Tayer's syndrome. She's got cameras in her front yard. I think I'll walk by there and flip her off.
by Lopz August 9, 2012
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old timer's disease

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An affliction in individuals over age 60 that causes them to be unable to stop telling stories about "the good old days"

possibly a hereditary condition
When I turn 60 I'm sure I'll be boring everyone talking about my high school days because old timer's disease runs in my family.
by Chuky Wun March 15, 2017
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short-timer's syndrome

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Originally dating back to the Vietnam War. When one's rotation date (leave the country) was near, one lost focus on still being a soldier, and became a liability instead of an asset. Also, the period of time at the end of the 12th grade, when one has already been accepted into a college or the military, and is just waiting for the Senior Prom and Graduation ceremonies.
I wonder if Simon Cowell is getting short-timer's syndrome on American Idol?
by Guido1 March 11, 2010
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old timer's disease

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The elderly are not necessarily the only victims of old timer's disease, although they are the ones who get it the most.
by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2010
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Old Timer's syndrome

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I think my granny has Old Timer's Syndrome... she keeps calling me "Mr. Roosevelt"!
by breakfaster January 4, 2007
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old timer's disease

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The term "old timer's disease" is commonly used by uneducated people who aren't aware that the disease is actually called, "alzheimer's disease."

People that typically use this term are typically paired with low IQs, which is prevalent by their life choices. example/ went to a community college, lives close to parents, works in fast food, construction, nail salons etc.
Person 1: "My grandma has old timer's disease."
Person 2: "Are you stupid? It's called alzheimers disease! And in case you didn't know, it's not just old people that can develop alzheimers. You should really read more or at least take the time to learn proper information. Jesus effin christ.....
by shocktarts123 June 6, 2016
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