Taking Dick

When you'd rather be getting pounded for 5-7 minutes than out shopping with your wife.

"Man, Trader Joe's was awful Sunday. I'd rather be taking dick than step foot back in that place again."

by CalvinSugarWish May 18, 2019

Taking Dick Modifier

This is the one of the key factors in finding a girl's hotness on the 1 to 10 scale. Normally, women are rated solely based off boobs, ass, face, etc...However, one of the most overlooked feature is the taking dick modifier, or TDM.

To determine a girl's TDM, one must talk to said female, stalk the shit out of her on facebook, analyze the way she struts, or figure something about her ability to, or lack thereof, wield a penis.

TDM's only apply to girls you would be willing to fuck. So, if there is a female that loves to gobble cock but is an absolute ogre at the same time, the TDM does not apply. At the same time, smoke-shows who avoid penis like it's the The Plague have a negative TDM which subtracts from her final 1 to 10 ranking. Therefore if a girl rated 6 has a TDM of +2, her ranking is boosted to 8. This means a male might find better luck hitting on the 6(2+) chick than hitting on the 10(-4) girl. Under this system, the hook-up culture is totally revolutionized.

Dude 1: Hey do you wanna go somewhere alone??

Hot Girl 1: Oh no I don't like getting into those situations. I gotta go home with my friends.

**Hot Girl leaves**

Dude 2: Bro!! That girl was a smoke-show! You get with her??

Dude 1: Fuck her dude! She was like a legit 9 but her Taking Dick Modifier was like -4.

by genghis khan swaggggg October 10, 2011

taking dick from the back

Being able to sustain the male penis hitting it from the back at least in and out three times

I love taking dick from the back he hit it at least 3 times

by Taking dick October 7, 2017

taking a shit or taking a dick

Basically, "Not giving a fuck or getting fucked"; see homophobes.

He's either "taking a shit or taking a dick"!

by ima90sbb September 20, 2009

Sucking dick and taking names

Sucking dick and taking names is a saying in which you suck someone’s dick and write it down for further viewing. This name could then be used to say you sucked their dick.

Michael- “yo where’s Joey at?”
Arben- “idk, sucking dick and taking names I assume.”

Joey- “I’m suckin dick and taking names!”

by Jack dancer February 16, 2022

Talking Dick

To speak like a homosexual. Using lisps instead of pronouncing your words like a straight person.

Man I couldn't understand a word from that latino at Taco Bell, I swear he was talking dick!

by Brian C March 30, 2005

Takin dick from the past

to fuck a fine as hell senorita from the back.

Joey Spec: Young Fife i had this fine azz gurl last night.

Young Fife: all damn howd was she doin it?

Joey Spec: Takin dick from the past like nothin else!

by Joey Spectakular June 8, 2009