Devil's Switch 

The evil psychopathic person (Gang Stalk Rat) who enrolls someone into being gang stalked for many years, turns on the Devil's Switch.

"I am able to ruin you socially. Remember I had
another achievement"
"You have turned on the Devil's Switch"
"We could be under close surveillance. If they are
Professionals you cannot hide."

Devil's Switch by MRGs August 2, 2006

Schreiber's Switch 

Initially delivering to a woman with 2 in the pinky and 1 in the stinky, and at appropriate moment, "switch" to 1 in the pinky and 2 in the stinky.

Right before her "arrival" I schreiber's switched on her, and then she came

Schreiber's Switch by michu18 December 28, 2010

The Sister Switch (T.S.S)

The sister switch also know as the roomate switch because it applies to roomates and sisters. You find out your girlfriend’s sister/roomate is the more desireable one and you want to switch. How you do it is you suggest a threesome with the sister/roomate to your girlfriend and she is so appauled by the idea she kicks you out. She later vents about to the other and she is secretly flattered why giving fake sympathy. You wait until you girlfriend is at work and you call the sister/roomate. You get past the awkwardness then you ask her out.

There is an alternate scenario where your girlfriend is into it and the sister/roomate is too. In this case you either are very lucky or offered to aide in incest where you are expected to decline.

S6 EP12 of Seinfeld Jerry attempts The Sister Switch (T.S.S) with his girlfriends roomate and gets offered threesome and declines because he’s secretly gay.

The Sister Switch (T.S.S) by uvogin August 23, 2023

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That’s Light Switch 

Means to say duh to someone when they finally got something correct or they understood something.

Quincy: I heard you and your girl broke up

Jamal: Bruh yea I cut that hoe off like a light switch you just now knowing now that’s light switch

That’s Light Switch by Handsome Little Liars April 2, 2019

Sitch's Law

Most arguments are arguments about definitions, you just don't realize it.

Person 1: "One of the big problems with the Socialism VS Capitalism debate is that it almost always-like so many other debates; it devolves into debates over definitions. It’s tedious and unproductive, but it seems unavoidable at the same time."

Person 2: "Sitch's Law in action."

Sitch's Law by AssBurgerRap June 19, 2022

Switch Stick 

A thin flexible stick your parents use to beat you. They will usually ask you to go get it for them.

“Raylan you bes have cleaned your room.”-Mom
“Uhhh, I sorta maybe forgot to clean my room.”-Raylan
“Go get me a switch stick so I can beat your lazy a**!”-Mom

Switch Stick by SOMD_noel🤙🏼 July 11, 2018