SWIB

SWIB: She Wants It Bad.

The second thing to happen after a girl spots you at a bar. Exact definition means that she's looking at you while talking to her friend... but covering her mouth so that you can't see what she's saying. As if it wasn't obvious...

B: "Scotty, that girl is staring you down"
SW: "I KNOOOWWW!!!!! SWIB! Finally!"

by meblaise January 15, 2011

Swib

Slang for female ejaculate

She swibbed all over the palce..it was like a puddle

by JohnAndy January 5, 2009

swibs

a feeling of disappointment about a certain situation

Sam: "Oh no, there's no more drink left."
Jim: "That's swibs that is man."

or

Joe: "Alex is nickin' all your stuff!"
Dan: "As if, he's a swibadon!"

by Swibadon March 5, 2009

swib

An exclamation, similar in use to "snap!", used to describe a particularly brutal housing.

Person A: "Nina, you are choking on the failure of your rhino!"
Person B: "You got housed!"
Person C: "Ooh, Swib!"

by Max Fischer June 11, 2006

SWIB

The acronym and iteration of the age old axiom, "Stah Wahrz Iz Bettah!"; coined a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

Han Solo vs. Captain Kirk!?? Psh. SWIB!!

by Darth Thanatos March 31, 2010

SWIB

It is short for "Secretly We Is Black"

White rapper: we be swib as swib can be

Black Person: THATS RACIST

by theSWIBmaster April 27, 2014

Swibs

the most amazing version of dibs ever
counters all other dibsing of any sort

also,swibsy
the best way to say cool,or awesome!

omg theres only one chicken wing
swibs!!!!

i just jumped that bigass thing on my bike
swiiiiiibsyyyyy...

by njvsbfbhjabf September 24, 2009