Struthered

When penis(and or balls) are forced into your field of view by way of unavoidable circumstances.

Dude, I was pinned in. I wasn't meat gazing, I got struthered.

by Lawrence Funderburke January 7, 2012

Jimmy Struthers

A person who acts like they know everything about body building because they saw it on tv or read it in a magazine and probably does full body workouts too often.

Don't listen to Jimmy Struthers

by dvwinner December 27, 2011

struther

When one consumes absurd quantities of food as if by enhailing the edibles. Derived from Sally Struthers, who you may have seen in all those Save the Children Ads.

Wow, I just struthered down a plate of ribs, a half-dozen wings, a bbq pork sando, and a pitcher of Blatz.

by Punitive D March 15, 2005

stuttered

When someone has trouble speaking a word, normally from being nervous or from anxiety; the past tense of stutter

Why did you stuttered when you said my name? Spit it out bitch!

by Jerry💖 January 26, 2019

struthers

Scottish in origin, meaning a low lying boggy place.

We came across a struthers in the scottish highlands.

by Chris Struthers May 15, 2005

Pulled A Sally Struther

When someone asks for money for a supposedly good cause, then you find out it was for something stupid, and not what it was intentionally loaned to the person for.

Me:Dude, Barbara is such a bitch.
You: Why?
Me: She pulled a Sally Struther on me
You: I concur. What a total bitch

by hhcdhull March 2, 2009

Smuthered

To be completely smaashed, so drunk you can barely stand up. Word created by Q.R

"Man, last night I was just Smuthered from that beerpong tourney!"

by AnalRupturer69 December 23, 2011