Strip of bacon

The stains of your dirty asshole in your underwear.

I havn't chnaged my underwear in a week and there is a dark strip of bacon down the middle.

by Metal December 15, 2003

Strip of bacon

A police officer.

Variation of 'pig'.

Singular: strip of bacon, pig, oinker

Plural: bacon, pork, pigs, oinkers

Watch out! There's a strip of bacon up ahead with a radar gun and he'll write you a speeding ticket if you don't slow down.

by twtbc April 30, 2010

strip-of-bacon

The strip of pubic hair on a woman that is left after the rest of the pubic region is shaved.

That pussy was hot and smooth, only a strip-of-bacon left.

by winnie the pooch October 25, 2002

strip-of-bacon

zee pearfect bleend of shaven and not shaven pubic har on a woman's vaginal areeah, make me veiner much horny!

ah, what a cute and enticing strip of bacon it is, edible perhaps

by Professor Ver E. Orny July 9, 2003

strip-of-bacon

what happens when you slice up a cop with your knife

man Keeshon got 5 years for makin that cop into a strip of bacon

by Justin Bird February 23, 2004

strip-of-bacon

it is a landing strip, super dumbass.

by Anonymous December 19, 2002

strip-of-bacon

It's what you get when you combine Jennifer Lopez's arse with a potato peeler.

Mmmmm, mmmm - that's one fine strip-of-bacon.

by Andrew January 26, 2004