Strag

A straight male, bro, or dude who has sex with other straight males, bros, or dudes without desire. He is not homosexual, because he does not have sexual relations with other homosexuals. Since both parties are straight, there is nothing gay about it.

Hey bro, my wife is out of town and I'm feeling a little strag. Do you wanna party? Hit me up on instragram later.

by Beef Stragonoff December 25, 2019

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Strag

A strag is a Nonhitchhiker.

For some reason, if a strag discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possesion of a toothbrush, wet-weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitchhiker might accidentally have "lost."

by The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy October 24, 2005

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Strag

As defined by the Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy:

A person who is not a hitchhiker.

How to spot a strag:
- Strags own their own vehicles.
- Strags do not carry towels.
- Strags will likely have a copy of Encyclopædia Galactica.
- Strags will likely have things to "lend" you in case you "lose" something vital.
- And most importantly: under stress, strags WILL panic.

Hitchhiker 1: Here comes a strag, get the black thumb out.
Hitchhiker 2: Hey, can we get a ride?
Strag: Sure, I'm headed to Magrathea. Neat towel by the way.
Hitchhiker 2: I um..."lost" my kill-o-zap. Can I "borrow" yours?
Strag: Of course!

by ZEER August 5, 2010

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