by Mittens.... you know. January 28, 2009
When a male ejaculates on a woman's eyelids mid-slumber and lets it dry, and when she tries to wake up she can't open her eyes and waves her arms frantically, resembling the great pianist.
"That asshole mark pulled a stevie wonder on me last night again! He moved my cotton pads in the bathroom so it took me forever to find them! Now I have pink eye!"
by Johnathan Jones 69 September 30, 2009
when you’re fucking a female to trap music then cum all over her face blinding her, while she can’t see you then steal all her belongings
by Joey82711 January 09, 2018
The act of ejaculating across your girls eye lashes after sex then lightly blowing on her lashes until dry causing them to be stuck so she is unable to see.
by TheJackel11 November 10, 2021
When you blow your load into both eyes of a chick causing her to be blinded and then while she is reaching for a towel you put a keyboard in front of her.
"Collin gave Kristy a Stevie Wonder last night and she played "Sunshine in her Eyes" and didnt miss a beat.
by E--Dub and A High August 02, 2009
When you are fucking a blind girl from behind while grabbing her hair and banging her face on a piano. You could also take it a step further by wearing sunglasses and smiling while waving your head back and forth.
by Viesel Dan Weebs May 29, 2011
It's when you ejaculate into your sexual partners eye and because of that they're blinded then you turn them around and begin having anal sex with them.
by IsaiahCadeJack June 04, 2011