Spodka

A cocktail made of spunk and vodka. At the end of the night when you have run out of mixers to offer your GF it seems like a good idea at the end of the night

Honey, all i've got left in the cupboard is the dregs of some Stoli! Would like like me to mix you a spodka?

by shortathort October 9, 2018

SPOOKAWEEN

SPOOKAWEEN IS WHEN YOUR TRICK OR TREATING AND SOMETHING JUMPS OUT THE BUSHES AND STEALS YOUR CANDY

I JUST CALLED THE COPS MY KIDS GOT THEIR CANDY STOLEN AGAIN THEY SAID ALL THEY SAW WAS TEETH AND EYES HOPE THAT HELPS OFFICER CATCH THEM DIRT BAGS OH YAH HAPPY SPOOKAWEEN

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 30, 2011

Spokane Shoehorn

A sexual maneuver involving the insertion of a gentleman's testes and scrotum into a lady's vagina during coitus. The maneuver can be accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver's name as well as the oft-quoted saying "sometimes you just have to shoehorn them in there."

Steve: "I gave her the ole Spokane Shoehorn last night!"
Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"
Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."
Ryan: "No, it's real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."

by Bobby A. Smith August 20, 2013

Mt. Spokane High School

A high school that's 95% white kids, except those few foreign exchange students. Known for there landscaped lawns, fully loaded SUV's, and smartphones.

Mt. Spokane high school student: Hey an I borrow your phone to look up Red Lobster's number?
Other Mt. Spokane student: sure! I could give you a ride, I get the Esclade tonight.

by Hollywoodqaz October 26, 2011

Spokane Cocaine

Methamphetamine manufactured in a bathtub or any number of rudimentary fashions around the Ozarks region.

Slang coined by legendary bluegrass band Big Smith "Trash"

You come to Nixa
The fuzz'll fix ya
Yea the Spokane Cocaine it'll six ya
Cause the redneck knows how the greenbacks flow
They got their bathtubs dopin' up the hicks, yeah

by Maxxpowers January 14, 2013

Spookay

means too be "spooky", but in a cool, laid back approach to the word, while on a type of relaxant, being high

Pronunciation That's spookaaaayyyy

ex: Julie jumps out of the bushes to scare Billy, but Billy won't scare and says "That's spookay"....

by sevat February 6, 2010

spodnasiosd

The extreme desire to want to put your genitals in a liquid or semi-liquid substance

"Hey don't eat that pudding!"
"Why?"
"I was feeling a little spodnasiosd last night..."

by Rockoutman3 May 23, 2016