Splowj

1.) a surprise blow-job
2.) an explosion of blow-jobs

"I was just standing there and out of nowhere, BOOM, Splowj from an old man."

"He's so gay, every time he walks into the club there's a splowj."

by Fitzsteve September 21, 2014

Splooj

Ejaculate; either male or female in origin

Damnit Ray! You got your splooj all over my new suede loafers!

by Seijling October 6, 2003

sploojunkie

A person who can't receive enough sploogies.

"Dude! You should have seen Adam he was going all sploojunkie on those dudes. Like a lawn sprinkler."

by Ballgazer December 22, 2008

slowjob

a slowly performed blowjob

damn, rebecca gave me a slowjob the other night. i couldn't hold back my load after only a minute, and it still gives me chills thinking of it.

by ruff ryder February 25, 2008

slowjackin it

Taking a lot of time doing something by yourself, that could give you the cover to masterbate

We were waiting to go to the club while Drew was getting ready, slow jackin it for an hour.

You better not be slowjackin it while we are gone.

We would have been here earlier, but Andrew was slowjackin it all day.

by thefort June 24, 2007

slowjammer

someone who takes a long time to do anything

jay needs to hurry up hes such a slowjammer

by quik city killah June 11, 2009

Slowjay

Any oral sex from a woman that is long and drawn out, and the climax is only reached after a considerable period of time. One of the key characteristics of a slowjay is that the woman enters a trance like meditative state during the experience.

I went home from the club with this chick and laid on my back and totally copped a dope slowjay.

by slowjaylover January 27, 2011