Splooz

n. A combination of jizz and spooge, the spooge being the more dominant of the 2 in the mixture. Spooge is usually a bit thicker and creamier than jizz, while jizz is more runny like coffee creamer. Splooz is thick but fast flying jizz.
v. When you wank off and splooz comes out.
adj.(sploozy)Easy going, smooth-man.

"Yo dawg, I was at this gurl's house last night and I was givin' it to her in the stink pipe, and then I whipped it out and sploozed all over that tight ass."
"O RLY?"
"Ya RLY, it was sploozy"

by Uncle_C May 30, 2006

Sploon

to play the popular Nintendo game "Splatoon"

"Hey Jeff, wanna sploon?"
*Jeff leaves room*

by HeckinBrandon February 3, 2018

Kim Jong-Splooge

The man who rose to power in his nation by splooging on everybody and their families. His most famous speech was located on CallMeCarson, in which they praised the Moyai.

Carson: How did you rise to power in your country?
Kim Jong-Splooge: I splooge on everybody else!

by big boy man March 2, 2019

sloozey

a classy way of saying slut

Talia is such a sloozey sometimes, she just can't control herself

by Talia Sherman June 12, 2007

sploob

pupy pictue he"s pupy abd hes screaning and hes a pupy thak you

hi sploob

by hi12345678920 October 8, 2020

Lazy Shloozan

When you receive a blow job that defies the laws of physics. We are talking ball cuppage double stroke 9000. Head that exorcises the cum demon within. Usually results in an out of body experience involving an explosion of cum.

“My balls are full of cum I could really use some mean lazy shloozan”

“Aye way fool Haley just gave me the most immaculate lazy shloozan of all time or shumting.”

“My inner cum demon is feigning for some shloozan extra lazy if it’s not extra lazy I send it back. I need ball cuppage and some double stroke.”

“Yo did catch the new episode of Ellen last night I bet she give some of the laziest shloozan.”

by Dr. Cumsalot January 14, 2022

Slooz

A girl who is loose in morals, a slut, whore, tramp etc...

- "Dude, that girl over there sucked off like 4 guys at the party last night"
- "Dude, what a slooz."

by fiveonetwo November 11, 2008