Sparky!

Phrase used to describe someone who is/does something really fuckin stupid, is extremely annoying, a raging albino or otherwise just a major pain in the ass!! Synonym: George Costanza.
Guy 1: Stuffs his snowmobile because he forgot to clamp it!
Guy 1's friends to Guy 1: SPARKY!

Friend #1 to Friend #2 after he gets an OUI for not turning on his headlights... "Sparky!"

by DewNut March 27, 2008
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Sparky!

Phrase used to describe someone who is/does something really fuckin stupid, is extremely annoying, a raging albino or otherwise just a major pain in the ass!! Synonym: George Costanza.
Guy 1: Stuffs his snowmobile because he forgot to clamp it!
Guy 1's friends to Guy 1: SPARKY!

Friend #1 to Friend #2 after he gets an OUI for not turning on his headlights... "Sparky!"

by DewNut March 27, 2008
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Me bro is a certified sparkie. good on him.
by herbie August 31, 2004
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Australian slang for a person who's in the electrical trade. Believes most problems can be solved with electrical tape.
Bruce "Shit, theres 2 metres of exposed wire there"
Bruce 2 "she'll be right cobber we'll just go over it with a bit of tape"
by Bogan man May 05, 2005
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Sparky

An electrician who works in his trade for a living. This includes Sparkies such as:

1. Systems Electricians
2. Industrial Electricians
3. Domestic\Residential Electricians
4. Commercial Electricians

And to a lesser degree:

1. Liners
2. Telecommunications\Cat5e\RJ45\Cable Splicers

Explicitly *not* an Electrcial Engineer or Draftsman for they do not use tools or come out to your house in the middle of the night to replace your broken shit)
The Sparky will be here tomorrow to fix that damned switchboard.

The Sparky ripped me off .... again!

I didn't allow enough in my original plans to pay the Sparky, so I'm not going to ... I'll see the bastard in court instead, I'm not giving him a dime! <maniacal laughter>
by Ivonin December 12, 2007
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Sparky

Another more polite nickname used in place of just calling him an asshole one that he may never catch onto
by shespeaks May 18, 2013
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Sparky is a card in the game clash royal. If you have this in your deck you are probably gay and living in your moms basement. You probably eat sun block for breakfast and haven’t seen the sun in 3.5 years. If someone places this card you should uninstall right away.
Look it’s sparky, he’s probably kissing a guy while playing!”
by Gaygon Macok June 23, 2021
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