Snuggie

The creepy looking Monk robe thing that 'fits all' which doesn't make sense because how does a fatass 45 year old man's robe fit that of a 4 year old girl?
You can wear them to keep warm, yet the entire back is open?

"I bought that snuggie 'cos the tv told me to and now I look like a creepy priest and my back is cold as hell."

by Danielle Danielle January 9, 2009

Snuggie

a cultish KKK looking robe that one wears to spoting events. Claims to keep you warm when really, it makes you all-powerful and godlike.

with our snuggies, we can eat snacks, play games, and sacrifice virgins while staying snuggly-warm!

by ShelbyxTaylorrrr December 26, 2008

Snuggie

Another name for a Wedgie but intentionally afflicted by pulling up the underwear from the small of the back as much as possible. it's meant to torture and shame the other person on which the snuggie is perpetrated. It differs from a wedgie in that one can get a wedgie from sitting in an uncomfortable way or too small underwear, etc.

Before I got in the shower, a jock came up and gave me a snuggie that you wouldn't believe.

by drewdropin August 5, 2013

Snuggie

A pedophiles uniform.

Attention all cars: Be on the lookout for anyone in a snuggie. Consider extemely pervish.

by Colin P C. November 10, 2009

Snuggie

A ridiculous, and not-so-new invention that claims to be a "blanket with sleeves that keeps you warm and gives you the freedom to use your hands".
The "one size fits all" idea is impractical, and your hands and arms get lost in the giant wizard sleeves.
Don't bother walking around because your back will be exposed and you won't be so warm. The Snuggie is not so snug.

Person 1:
Hey, are you wearing a Snuggie, that new blanket with sleeves?

Person 2:
No, I just decided to wear my robe backwards. Same thing, it's not new.

by MTF February 12, 2009

Snuggie

A retarded, backwards robe that will completely ruin your social life. It will turn you into a tool!

Ever since I bought the snuggie, my parents wont talk to me, anymore.

by FunniPersin November 20, 2009

Snuggie

(n) Secret Nazi torture device disguised as a comfortable, one size fits all blanket for the poor and elderly;synonymous with shame and levity.

Helpless, dazed, and severely confused snuggie user: "Aahh, make it stop! The poor, back - open design and obvious lack of fashion sense has left me alone in this IHOP parking lot with a bare buttocks and a strange, perpetual loss of my sense of direction!

by Pooperscooper! November 4, 2009