Smk

Where you smash your keyboard

Person: why did the chicken cross the road cause it want to go to KFC
Person 2: SMK

by WCG847 February 24, 2021

smk

literal (smoke)

someone who doesn't smoke in the same room or apartment where their computer is might type this in conjunction with BRB to indicate that they're breaking from whatever online interaction they having with another person or persons over the internet for at least the duration of time it takes them to smoke a cigarette. ~ 4-10min.

brb, smk.

by ]23[]D(())//\\//\\a[]\[] July 23, 2012

SMK

Swallow my kids

Girl quit playing SMK

by Mallytank131 August 7, 2019

SMK

Shit my knickers. Used in the place of OMG or when something is so funny you happen to shit yourself.

Please arise for the pimp hand strong prayer. "Dear Lord, please make me pimp hand strong so I can teach this bitch ass ho some respect. Amen."

SMK ROFLCOPTER! XD

by SkyeWhatsernamePimpHandStrong August 18, 2011

smk

slapping my knee

bro that meme you sent me had me smk

by cagdalin mummins September 3, 2019

SMK

Shorthand for a game played with women. Consists of getting a Blowjob and inturn having her swallow you semen, which explains the name of the game.

SMK = Swallow My Kids

Hey, want to play a nice game of SMK?

by Absolute Shadows December 22, 2006

smk

Short for "syg min kyk" which means suck my dick. The abbreviation was originally from Tycho Braheskolan Helsingborg, Sweden but got viral last summer (2015).

A: Gimme 5 bucks and I'll suck ya dick boy.
E: rly? smk *gives $*.
A: Aiiight *deep throats*.

by A-kerman May 21, 2016