Slued

To exclaim someone else's unfortune or pain.

*Chad falls off his chair and bashes his head*
Emma: Slued!

by missMURDER. April 5, 2008

Slued

The act of quickly exiting a shady or otherwise uncomfortable situation.

A gay guy was totally hitting on me last night at the bar, so I slued out of there as fast as I could.

by merlin127 July 17, 2009

Slued

Drunk

He had 8 beers and 12 shots of henny he's slued

by Vander12 June 5, 2024

Rotten Sled

One time when I was a much younger gosling in my 20s, I had a mishap with a tampon. It was a light flow tampon, so it was one of the small ones. I had put it in and apparently I was over my cycle so I had completely forgotten about it. About a week later, my boyfriend and I were having sex and a terrible rotten smell was emanating from my vag. It literally smells like something and crawled up there and died. I was super embarrassed, but I knew I had to get to the bottom of it .

Later that night in the shower, I decided to fish around in there to see if I could find anything and lo and behold, I found a string. When I pulled it out… VOILA! ROTTEN SLED! I gaged so hard on the putrid cotton, it literally looked like a piece of rotting flesh, but the bottom was still a little bit white... like a sled covered in snow

Next time someone makes me angry, I'm going to sneak a rotten sled into their salad.

by Can You Don't? Podcast January 31, 2023

brain sludge

Brain sludge is where you have so many intrusive thoughts that it completely derails your ability to think or focus.

I took a test today at school and I had a really bad case of brain sludge.

by PWS27 May 3, 2017

Sludge Cannon

A human being who, often due to an excessively chilli-heavy diet, has not produced a solid stool in years.

Simon, a notable Sludge Cannon, is barred from every public lavatory in the north of England.

"Mummy, does Uncle Simon wear plastic underwear because he's a sludge cannon?"
"No, dear, it's because he's a massive pervert."

by Lancaster's Second Finest June 12, 2016

Sludge monster

A self-descriptive term for a perception of self while in the middle of a depressive episode or burnout, meaning to be highly inactive and allow one’s self/surroundings fall apart. Particularly associated with neglecting grooming habits like showering, shaving, and cutting nails.

“I’ve been so burnt out this week I haven’t even had the energy to shower in three days; I feel like such a sludge monster.”

by ragonkmasterp1 April 27, 2023