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Sloppy Cronkite

When two people are try to get each other off and the first one to get off says, "that was the way it was"
The last time Doocy said "this is huge" was when he and Hannity were caught in the broom closet at the Christmas party, giving each other a sloppy cronkite.
by C-rad Der Blessed February 2, 2007
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Sloppy Cronkite

It's when two people try to get each other off, and the first one to get off says, (In a Walter Cronkite voice), "That was the way it was."

Source: The Daily Show, specifically from John Stewart.
Douche and Hannity were caught in the broom closet at the Christmas party giving each other a Sloppy Cronkite.
by SoulCatcher February 2, 2007
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Sloppy Cronkite

when two people try to get each other off and the first person to get off says "And that was the way it was"
they performed a Sloppy Cronkite with immaculate composure.
by Jon Stewart February 2, 2007
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Sloppy Cronkite

When 2 guys try to get each other off first and the first one to get the other off says "and that's the way it is".

This phrase invented by John Stewart on The Daily Show 1/29/07
Two guys were in a janitors closet giving each other a Sloppy Cronkite.
by JustinS2000 December 13, 2008
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sloppy cronkite

From The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (1/29/07):

Two or more people try to get each other off, and the first one to climax says: "And that's the way it was."
We were both trying to steal home, when she suddenly screamed "and that's the way it was" and left me hanging! What did I do to deserve a sloppy cronkite?
by AZ_Squeegee February 1, 2007
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sloppy cronkite

When two people try to get each other off and the first one to get off says,"That's the way it was."
At the party, the two news reporters went into the broom closet to perform a sloppy cronkite.
by City of Dope February 1, 2007
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sloppy cronkite

When two people are getting each other off: the first one to reach orgasm says to the other, "and that's the way it was," in Walter Cronkite's voice.
giving a sloppy cronkite: "Ohhhhhhhh ooohohho oh oh go-OHhOHHHH I'M COMING! Ohh, oh--and that's the way it was."
by tuanomsoc February 1, 2007
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