Slonoling

Someone who is a pussy magnet for the wrong reasons. It’s because they are so dry everyone thinks they’re metallic.

Brett: hey that dude is so boring

Dax: yeh brah he’s so slonoling

by Mike Hunt Rubbed on Brexit January 1, 2021

Stoolinger

A tool used to move stacks of milk crates in an orderly fashion to prevent stacks from falling in the grocery industry.

The dairy manager used the Stoolinger to move the heavy crates into the milk box with ease.

by King Frozen May 27, 2020

Stooling

The act of thinking while taking a dump.

I have some of my best ideas while stooling..

by StudyBuddies November 22, 2011

Slooping

When one falls asleep while pooping. (the combo of sleeping and pooping)

Terry was so tired but in mexico so he had to go in the toilet and we found him slooping.

by Adizzal January 15, 2009

spooling on bitches

1)To spool by some bitches in a boosted(turbocharged) car and hit them with some BOV's(blow off valves). Can also be referred to as spooling on fools.

2)Racing some bitches in a boosted car and winning

1)Im bored lets go spooling on bitches

2)Dude i raced that car, but it was slow cause i spooled all over that bitch

by spoolinonfools February 4, 2009

Slonking

The present tense of slonk, used by gang weeders as shorthand for smoking weed.

Yah bro I spent all night slonking gang weed. Gang weeders rise up.

by GangWeederDom December 18, 2018

smooling

smoking weed with cool people.

I'm smooling tonight with Jake, Adam, and Shan-Ban.

by llamatits November 14, 2004