Slodd

A term coined to reference a female that is "slow" to get on because she is odd. This females awkward social skills, and social inexperience prevent you from getting on her in a timely fashion. Often large quantities of alcohol must be consumed for a slodd to break her habit.

I gave up on her, she's a slodd.

by J-Rind November 7, 2010

slodd

an absolute alpha. no one can even contest to how great this one is. if you find you a slod, dont let them go becuase they will stick with you and carry you in fortnite battle royale.

Slodd is a fucking gamer.

by slodd August 31, 2018

Sodden

Extremely wet. Usually of the female genetallia area. Commonly used in the Doncaster area of Yorkshire

Ooooh, I wer laying in bed last night and a wer havin a right mucky dream. When I wok up me chuff wer that wet me drawers wer sodden

by Hoo See December 12, 2018

sloading

slowly loading webpage

Man, facebook is sloading; I've been waiting 5 minutes to see her full body shot.

by fx422 October 20, 2008

sload

a sloppy load; an extremely large and sloppy fat person, but sloppy fat as in jiggly arms, cottage cheese thighs and or thunder thighs, turkey neck, man tits ect......

we better hurry up and get some food before that sload hits the buffet table.
Oh my god.... is that a walrus????? maybe a manatee?????no its just that sload kirstie alley on dancing with the stars.

by TaneyTimes April 11, 2011

Courtney Stodden

A female (preferably under 18, or a teen bride) who makes weird duck-face facial expressions in an attempt to look sexy.

A: Look at this girl's facebook profile picture!
B: Jeez, she is such a Courtney Stodden.

by Ninjakillah April 30, 2012

Slodging

Lodging yourself between inanimate objects and waiting for others to dislodge you. Usually done for sexual pleasure.

"Wow, Slodging ourselves into this was really hot! How do we get down?"
"We don't, we wait for someone to dislodge us!"
"But then everyone will know we've been Slodging!"
"Well, duh! That's why it's hot"

by Furglerger April 27, 2015