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Simpsoned

Being retarded enough to, in sequence, walk into a fantasy draft thinking, "This is gonna be the year," walk out of the draft thinking, "Hey, I like this team of mine," and, ultimately, sit outside of the playoffs thinking, "Fuck you Ricky Williams."
Man, Bill really sucks, he's constantly getting simpsoned in fantasy.
by Pauly's Dog December 22, 2004
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The act of getting donkey Kong punched on the top of the head, gripped up by the neck and lifted off the floor , or getting your ass handed to you in general usually as a result of pissing someone off.
She came to the house so full of drama and talking so much shit! No wonder she got fucking simpsoned!
by nenakakes December 28, 2013
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simpsoned

Being persuaded by a hooker to have sex, then finding out the hooker is really a man... but opting to let him jerk you off until bust a nut.
yo - I just got Simpsoned in the back alley...
by ryan pratt March 18, 2005
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Simpsoned

The act of making questionable decisions causing involvement by local law enforcement.
Hey man, have fun tonight, but make sure you don't get Simpsoned. I don't have time to bail you out tomorrow.
by The Simpsonator 3000 November 4, 2011
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O.J. Simpsoned

Did you here about that knife fight down the street? Yea that gang member really got O.J. Simpsoned. He must have been O.J. Simpsoned at least 5 times but he'll be alright.
by JoeyJoejo November 15, 2009
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Bart Simpsoned

When the male partner ejaculates into the condom, holds it between the fingers as a slingshot, and then slings the load into their partners face.
Last night I was doing val doggy style when I Bart Simpsoned the back of her head. She didn't know what hit her!
by Pazman October 6, 2017
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Rebecca Simpsoned

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Definition: to confuse Urban Dictionary definitions concerning shooting pool and giving head.
by KingGizzard March 10, 2021
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