Being retarded enough to, in sequence, walk into a fantasy draft thinking, "This is gonna be the year," walk out of the draft thinking, "Hey, I like this team of mine," and, ultimately, sit outside of the playoffs thinking, "Fuck you Ricky Williams."
by Pauly's Dog December 22, 2004
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She came to the house so full of drama and talking so much shit! No wonder she got fucking simpsoned!
by nenakakes December 28, 2013
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Being persuaded by a hooker to have sex, then finding out the hooker is really a man... but opting to let him jerk you off until bust a nut.
by ryan pratt March 18, 2005
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by The Simpsonator 3000 November 4, 2011
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by JoeyJoejo November 15, 2009
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Last night I was doing val doggy style when I Bart Simpsoned the back of her head. She didn't know what hit her!
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