dominic is being a simpcel in the den.
by intheden September 12, 2018
Get the Simpcel mug.A : Bro do you remember that incel who used to slutshame women, he now has a girlfriend who sells nudes online. What a simp.
B : I know right, that's what we call a simpcel.
B : I know right, that's what we call a simpcel.
by Othmannnnnnne June 27, 2020
Get the Simpcel mug.What happens when you cross a simp and an incel. For example, they might watch titty streamers and give thousands of dollars but not have any successful contact with a girl in real life.
"Yeah he protects every girl like they are his goddess but fails to actually talk directly to them, what a simpcel"
by SamTheSimpcel March 17, 2020
Get the Simpcel mug.A simp who is also an incel; Someone who simps for a female as hard as possible until reject, once reject happens they hate women and can’t stand them.
by hirosawa March 10, 2020
Get the Simpcel mug.Someone(usually a guy) who manages to display simp and incel traits simultaneously. They have never found romantic success in their lives and treat any girl they find attractive like a goddess. You can often find these people spending hours of their time in Twitch E-girl streams donating money and leaving thirsty comments.
Example: Simpcel: *Typing* "(E-girl) you're outrageously gorgeous. Everything about you is absolute perfection.
E-girl: *Sees message* "Thanks, thats nice of you to say (username)"
Simpcel: "She noticed me... SHE ACTUALLY NOTICED ME!" *starts typing* "Anything for you my love, here's a little gift to show you how much I love and care for you" *Donates $500*
Egirl: "Wow thanks for the $500 donation (username). Thats the biggest donation i've gotten all day. Time to write your name on the top of the white board". *writes name on Whiteboard* "There you go top donation from (username)".
Simpcel: YES! SHE WROTE MY NAME ON THE TOP OF THE BOARD!!! *Jizzes pants*
E-girl: *Sees message* "Thanks, thats nice of you to say (username)"
Simpcel: "She noticed me... SHE ACTUALLY NOTICED ME!" *starts typing* "Anything for you my love, here's a little gift to show you how much I love and care for you" *Donates $500*
Egirl: "Wow thanks for the $500 donation (username). Thats the biggest donation i've gotten all day. Time to write your name on the top of the white board". *writes name on Whiteboard* "There you go top donation from (username)".
Simpcel: YES! SHE WROTE MY NAME ON THE TOP OF THE BOARD!!! *Jizzes pants*
by TheUncommonOne March 8, 2022
Get the Simpcel mug.A whole new level of simping, far beyond the classic definition of an incel.
i.e. Simping so hard you would swallow your own cum for a chance to talk to a girl.
Since the actions of our brethren have begun to sink to a new low, new words to describe such depravity must follow.
i.e. Simping so hard you would swallow your own cum for a chance to talk to a girl.
Since the actions of our brethren have begun to sink to a new low, new words to describe such depravity must follow.
*texts*
guy: But aren't you a girl? I didn't just eat a load of cum for a guy right
girl(?):
guy: I can't believe you made me swallow a load of my own fucking cum. I want to cry I'm so fucking ashamed
literally everyone else: what a simpcel.
guy: But aren't you a girl? I didn't just eat a load of cum for a guy right
girl(?):
guy: I can't believe you made me swallow a load of my own fucking cum. I want to cry I'm so fucking ashamed
literally everyone else: what a simpcel.
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