shitpants

A fashion disgrace commonly seen in inner city ghettos, trendy hip hop videos, and white/wigga neighborhoods where a gangsta or wannabe gansta busta-brown wears loose pants that look like they are carrying a bag of shit in their ass cuz they hang down so low. Also known as gangsta pampers.

"Excuse me sir, but you can't possibly hope to get a job with us wearing shitpants."

by miracle_max December 28, 2007

shitpants

when your ass-ring can no longer contain the chunk stench pushing against your taint and feces drips into your drawers.

Rocco, from Kennedy Middle School, circa 92-93. Rocco, a.k.a. "shitpants", took a massive shit in his pants one fine unsmelly day...well...we know that day turned out plenty smelly...thanks shitpants!

by My name ain't Rocco June 1, 2009

Shitpants 1

(proper noun): A name used to refer to one's first born child.

"Hey, Shitpants 1, go make me a sandwich or you're grounded."

by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

shitpants excited

this is a level of excitation that results in folks shitting their pants.

it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.

Bobby was shitpants excited over his date with his hot slutty cousin that night.

Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.

by masochistmonkeyjoe March 19, 2010

Shitpants Travellor

Someone who travels from computer to computer because they always get worried and shit their pants

That rogai. he is shitpants travellor

by ryan rogay June 11, 2009

Tale Of Shitpants

When somebody poops themselves and tries to hide it. When they try to explain what the sound was you call their lie a tale of shitpants

Man Farts
"What was that?"
"It was nothing I just squeaked in the chair."
" Yeah right, you are telling the tale of shitpants"

by farterinc June 21, 2022

Shitpants Mong

A derogatory way To describe someone who has learning difficulties and/or shits their pants in a mud patch

John: Have you seen that Shitpants Mong stood by the fence?

Blake: yeah let’s steal his patch

by Cambar69 December 2, 2020