Shitnesia

The condition where a person cannot recall whether or not they’ve taken a dump on a particular day.

I went to the bathroom to drop a duece after lunch and I couldn’t remember if I had gone in the morning or not. I must be suffering from Shitnesia.

by Goosey Goose July 17, 2020

Planet Shitness

A place you go to run like a rat on a treadmill in a room of mostly normies but the few hot bimbos you see are all glued to their fucking stupid headphones

When I get off work I alternate between running on the treadmill and weights at Planet Shitness

by D Flawless December 7, 2019

shinestars

Seonghwa from Ateez stans. A softie hard stan

Seonghwa: Eat well, my shinestars!
Shinestars: *cries*

by atinydictionary October 18, 2020

Unfinished shitness

What happens when you go for a shit and are interrupted or otherwise forced to finish early, and then you return to the bathroom at a later time.

I have to go back to the bathroom, I've got unfinished shitness.

by mregina April 17, 2016

Shatnerian Reserves

Over dramatic comeback by a hero who seems defeated.
Tending to speak in short, clipped phrases.

He's calling on all his Shatnerian Reserves; "Must....go on. Can't... give up, Earth's only hope!"
Or simply "KAAAAAAAHHNNNN!"

by The_Grimm_One September 28, 2011

shitness

The opposite of sweetness

I dropped my ipod. Shitness!

by Odetta April 22, 2006

Shamnesia

When Someone Claims They've Forgotten Something Simply So They Don't Have To Admit Truth/ Guilt BUT It's Blatantly Obvious They DO Know About Said Circumstance.

Also Can Be Used To Withold Information From Someone To Get Your Way.

"I Wasn't There, How Could I Have Been?" (Smirk)
"I Think You Have Shamnesia....." (Questioning Look)

"Can You Remember? Then Neither Can I....." (Arrogant Attitude)
"We'll Have To Push Harder, This One's Conveniently Got Shamnesia...."

"I Could Suddenly Remember What You Want To Know If You insert demand here" (Bargaining)
"I Think She/He/It's Wasting Out Time. I Hate Shamnesia"

by sparkstersfury February 15, 2009