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Next-level skiving. Raising avoidance of the workplace to an art form.
When I woke up today, the heating was nearly half a degree out of whack, so I obviously had to some Shelleying. I told my boss I had hypothermia and was in the spa by 9.30.

A sustained campaign of Shelleying had enabled Simon to write his first novel, a six hundred page meditation on one man’s struggle with devastating haemorrhoids.

Person 1: “Man, I’ve not been in to work on a Friday for 15 years. I tell them I’m working from home, but I’ve totally cracked out the gin by mid-morning.”
Person 2: “Dude, that is some epic Shelleying.”
by Lancaster's Second Finest March 15, 2019
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A didssapointing
Nhi autocorrection is shelleying on her
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Nhi autocorrection is shelleying on her
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Shellings

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recognition a di most hype ting i.e.: tune, sound, artist, event,
SHELLINGS!!!", new Riddim from yard!!!
by denverbanton July 21, 2011
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Shelleyanne

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Most Beautiful girl in the world that can turn a bad day into a good one. She has the powers to make you think about her non-stop throughout your day. Also can makes you sick with love and would do anything to please you and help anybody that needs it. One of the best things to have in your life to cherish and protect no matter!
Do you know Shelleyanne? shes the best girl you could ever meet!

Shelleyanne has the best personalitie and is gorgeous to!
by Spiggy January 3, 2013
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shekleing

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when you shove as much food onto your fork as humanly (or should I say metaly) possible. specifically for when you use the back of the prongs, but can be used in any relatively similar context.
"why is Ryan putting so much on his fork?"
"don't mind him, he's always shekleing these days,"
by queerbastard November 19, 2020
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Shelling

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Shelling is the removal of finished cigarette ends; ie cigerarette butt tobacco

Typically shelling is to supply the addict with a new cigarette using left over tobacco when a new packet is unaffordable to obtain.

Shelling usually occurs 1 to 2 days before government benefits or a low wage income has been received.

Simply “Shelling” is the removal of tobacco from a used cigarette.

The word Shell’s is used as a singular cigarette butt.
Andrew spent an hour shelling Tobacco from a days pavement sweeping.

“Hi John, I only have shells for our cigarettes tonight”
by pornzi May 6, 2020
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